Putting clothes on.
Taking clothes off.
Pretty much his whole family, actually.
The word “NO”.
The food that he really loved last week and wants nothing at all to do with this week.
Going to playgroup.
Being told he isn’t going to playgroup.
The Wrong Pair Of Shoes.
The fact that his brother is already in the bath, because he should always be in the bath first EVEN THOUGH he said he wasn’t having a bath anyway.
Anybody else sending the Gro Clock to sleep, switching off the light or saying “goodnight” first at bedtime.
Starting an episode of Paw Patrol while he’s still putting his socks on. In the same room as the TV.
Anybody leaving the house without his express permission.
His brother getting into/out of the car first.
Not being allowed to “win” going down the stairs.
The words “RIGHT! THAT’S IT!”
Who else is living with a tyrannical threenager? Hit me up! Make me feel normal and human again. Please?